If you are single and don’t have a valentine to celebrate this valentines day. We know how it feels to be single on a valentines day which make you hate and search for Anti Valentines Day Quotes and Sayings 2019 yeah we know what you are thinking , No matter whatever the reason may be if you are single on this valentines day then you can sarcastically take advantage of your friends who are celebrating valentines day 2019 with their valentine with our Anti Valentines Day 2019 Quotes and Sayings. If you are single or broke up a relation then there is no need to worry as you deserve someone better.
If you are willing to make fun of your friends or your Ex-Girl Friends these anti-valentines days 2019 quotes and saying will come handy. We also included Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes Pictures so that you can enjoy sharing them on your social networking sites as well as Whats App them to your favorite groups which contain singles like you. So check out our cool anti valentines day quotes.
Anti Valentines Day Quotes And Sayings 2019
Valentines Day is a day on which shopkeepers and marketers try to sell many things and they overhype it to get more sales which results in better commissions. To express your love you don’t need a special day like Valentine’s day which is complete BS and you too know it. It comes every year and people waste money on the same old cards, gifts, blah blah. Don’t take us wrong we are just expressing the feelings of a certain community. who think of Anti Valentines day 2019 rather than celebrating Valentine’s day on Feb 14. We got two sections in our article on Anti Valentines Day Quotes and Sayings 2019 which are:
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Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes And Sayings 2019
1. Valentine’s day is for those who remind themselves that they still love each other
2. Valentine’s day is the day on which you finally realize that there is someone better than Santa in this universe
3. Celebrate Valentine’s day as Anti Valentine’s day to show the world that you don’t need a specific date to make him/her feel special
4. Every Day is Valentine’s day and you don’t need a specific date to make him/her feel special
5. A successful man is one who can make loads of money than his wife can spend. And A woman will become successful when she finds the man for her.
6. Let’s Assume If Love is Blind Why the Hell Lingerie is damn popular?
7. Why do I call Valentines day fake? It’s Because if you love a girl truly then you don’t need special days like Valentine’s day to show your love as you love her 365 days. Not on a single day like valentines day.
8. If you are thinking to change your partner then Valentine’s day is the day !!!
9. Sunrise on every morning reminds me to change my undergarments. And Sunrise on Valentine’s day reminds me that “It’s time to change her”
10. A moment of silence when you realize that valentines day is around the corner and the only ones who truly love you are your parents and your pet (In case if you have any )
11. Everyone has their own Expectations like Girls:- This year I’m going to get the finest diamonds………….. Boys:- Hell Yeah this year I will get a Blow*** and at the end both are disappointed
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12. What Do you call Valentine’s day? Of course Single Awareness day !!!
13. One day in February ain’t special for me but you are special for me my love !!!
14. Someone said love is Chemistry between two bodies, Why the hell I got a toxic chemical It’s just another Friday why the hell people call it valentines day
15. You call Valentine’s day the day of love, I call it nothing but a marketing gimmick
16. You aren’t mine and I’m not your’s can you be my anti-valentine
17. Love is in the air said someone and I said Grab your Oxygen masks before you turn into a Zombie
18. Couples have Valentine’s day to enjoy and singles like me have entire 364 days to enjoy
19. I read somewhere that love is a matter of chemistry and found out why my wife treats me like toxic waste 20. Valentine’s day is when you get s e x and food for free
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